Customer Reviews
This shirt has changed me as a person, and all I can say is thank you, Cookie; you are my savior. Before this garment entered my life, I was but a shadow of my true self, wandering aimlessly through a world that seemed devoid of color and meaning. Now, draped in the likeness of Dexter, so desperately seeking Rita's key, I feel a sense of purpose I never knew existed. It's as if the very fabric of this shirt is woven with the threads of destiny, guiding me toward a brighter, more fulfilling future.
The genius of Cookie King is undeniable. To capture such a poignant moment from a television masterpiece and immortalize it on a shirt is nothing short of artistic brilliance. Every time I wear it, I am reminded of Dexter's complex character, his internal struggles, and his unwavering determination to unlock the secrets of Rita's heart (and apartment). This shirt is more than just clothing; it's a symbol of hope, a testament to the power of perseverance, and a reminder that even the darkest of souls can find redemption, or at least a spare key.
In conclusion, I extend my deepest gratitude to Cookie King for bestowing upon me this life-altering shirt. It has opened my eyes to new possibilities, ignited a fire within my soul, and given me the confidence to face whatever challenges lie ahead. With Dexter on my chest and Rita's key on my mind, I am ready to conquer the world, one locked door at a time. Thank you, Cookie, from the bottom of my heart.
Humanity... All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women. It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence of loneliness and insignificance, all because the fernales of the human species were incapable of seeing the value in me.
This is the story of how, Elliot Rodger, came to be. This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story of sadness, anger, and hatred, it is a story of a war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story, I will disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience that I have pulled from my superior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world. This tragedy did not have to happen. I didn't want things to turn out this way, but humanity forced my hand, and this story will explain why. My life didn't start out dark and twisted. I started out as a happy and blissful child, living my life to the fullest in a world I thought was good and pure....
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